https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-GU4jvSvz4

If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting then you do, pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it, so that no living person could best him in the ring of honor! Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth, he then herded them onto a boat, and beat the crap out of every single one.