THY HOLY HAND GRENADE OF ANTIOCH!!! by honeylover2014

This is my take on thy holy hand grenade of antioch, from "Monty Python And The Holy Grail" Hope you enjoy!! :) Oh i almost forgot... Here are the instructions for using it ;)

 Brother: And Saint Attila raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying:
"O Lord, bless this thy Hand Grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and chu...
Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother.
Brother: And the Lord spake, saying:
"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.
Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
Four shall thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.                                                                                                                    Five is Right out.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."