Surprisingly bad by trolling_cows

/give @p diamond_sword 1 0 {display:{Name:"Surprisingly bad",Lore:["Its worse than","you thought"]},AttributeModifiers:[{AttributeName:"generic.maxHealth",Name:"generic.maxHealth",Amount:-10,Operation:0,UUIDMost:42521,UUIDLeast:482795},{AttributeName:"generic.followRange",Name:"generic.followRange",Amount:90000,Operation:0,UUIDMost:78616,UUIDLeast:657660},{AttributeName:"generic.knockbackResistance",Name:"generic.knockbackResistance",Amount:-1000,Operation:0,UUIDMost:71446,UUIDLeast:660733},{AttributeName:"generic.movementSpeed",Name:"generic.movementSpeed",Amount:-100,Operation:0,UUIDMost:99303,UUIDLeast:453774},{AttributeName:"generic.attackDamage",Name:"generic.attackDamage",Amount:0,Operation:0,UUIDMost:67183,UUIDLeast:930619}],ench:[{id:16,lvl:1000}],HideFlags:2}