The "Dong" (The Penultimate Trolling Potion) by underpup

The penultimate potion for trolling, just be careful not to splash yourself or * you're gonna have a bad time.

WARNING: USE AT OWN RISK, I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:

• Cancer 
• Broken Friendships
• Eye Cancer
• AIDS
• Ebola
• Getting kicked from your friend's server
• Cancer

Features:

• Mind-fucking Nausea (gives you eye-cancer)
• Mining Fatigue that makes you move your arm like you're drunk (which you technically are)
• Weakness (sissy-attacks)
• Night Vision (so that you get nausea even in the dark >:^) )
• also permanently removes your ability to:
• Walk (Slowness lvl 10000)
• Jump (super high jump boost)
• And finally these effects to make sure that you won't die and instead suffer eternally >:^)
• Instant Health (if you were already dying)
• Regeneration (so that you will never lose health)
• Resistance (so that you won't take damage)
• Fire Resistance (so that you don't take fire damage)
• Absorption (so that you have even more health)
• Water Breathing (so that you don't drown)