- She'll follow you everywhere!
- She stands annoyingly close to you!
- If she gets too annoying, its a one hit KO to get her out of your life!
- Drops some really lame loot!
- Can't hurt you!
- Does NEGATIVE damage to you.
Here are some reviews from our satisfied customers:
"Customers? Wait, we're buying PEOPLE?? Does this count as trafficking?" - The Pizza Delivery Guy
"10/10" - IGN
"Its a girlfriend vanilla mod" - Captain Obvious.