Is it okay if I get turned on when I imagine an IRS representative coming to my house and fucking me for not paying the state? By the way it's funny, but I had a similar situation in my life. I was going through one of the audits and I seduced the auditor. It was perfect sex. So perfect that he didn't even notice that my statement was made here bankstatementfake.com and it wasn't real. Even though I hadn't really planned for this to happen.