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dzhizus
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The IRS called me today and told me that if I didn't pay everything today, they would cut off my lights and water. But... I've always paid for everything. I don't understand what they want from me.

cybergirl
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Is it okay if I get turned on when I imagine an IRS representative coming to my house and fucking me for not paying the state? By the way it's funny, but I had a similar situation in my life. I was going through one of the audits and I seduced the auditor. It was perfect sex. So perfect that he didn't even notice that my statement was made here bankstatementfake.com and it wasn't real. Even though I hadn't really planned for this to happen.

memories
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Are you sure you were transferring money to the right place? Actually, I think they just made a mistake. Call them and explain the situation, I think they can help you.