Get a trolling stick NOW! by bbthedestroyer

This is a trolling stick. It does 1499+1 damage (because your fists normally do 1 damage), does a bonus 2500 damage against undead 

enemies, massive knockback, almost infinite burning and also just looks like a glowing stick! You can also put it in your offhand for 

zomming around your world at 2,147,483,648 mph which will probably be enough to crash a server.