"Let's go to the Nether!" Jonathan said. "Hang on! Let me get my Insta Portal!" Bill replied. "Wait, where'd I put?" he said, going through his ender chest.
Lesson Learned: Next time you stash your Insta Portal, don't put it in a chest that has a portal :D
Yeah, sorry for the really bad joke, bet it wasn't even funny. Couldn't find any jokes on the web involving nether portals...