Mad Axeman!!! by curlyandquote

Heroes, villains, and eighteenth-century kings and queens, this is the weapon for you! This axe is a beautiful, shining, weapon of mass destruction. Also, doesn't an axe look a LOT cooler than a sword? Sneak up to your enemy of choice, preferably while they are sleeping... and you can dispatch them very quickly. Comes with 2 built in "joke" commands, for you funny axe murderers.

WARNING: THIS IS NOT A TOY. KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN UNDER 3 YEARS OLD.